One other conversation to note that didn’t involve an intiation by Grandpa was of another woman who was invited to the get together. She may be a nice woman in real life for all I know, but that woman hit the crazy button before she walked in door! We were all mostly done eating and someone says “don’t talk politics” and she happens to overhear and starts on a rampage about Al Franken. I would quote her, but I hope at the bottom of my heart that the 6 of us that heard her ramming on about Franken did NOT hear her correctly. To summarize, she told the end of the table that she sat at that Franken found Jesus’ body, put it in his basement, cut up the body and put the pieces in his freezer. I can quote her saying repetitively and loudly, “no Christian should have voted for Franken!”
That is a special kind of crazy.
3 Comments
Wow, who knew Franken was such a killjoy?
Pun intended. Sorry.
I have an aunt who thinks she knows someone who can turn himself into a butterfly and kill people . . . for Jesus.
I’m still not clear on why she thinks a butterfly would be a better assassin than a person.
Then again, I stopped listening to anything she told me after she said that if I shared a bed with “a gay” that their evil spirits would fly over and get me.
Oh, did you not know that?